click on my face
‘”Psycho”’ by Nottingham Forest Fans is my new jam.

‘”Psycho”’ by Nottingham Forest Fans is my new jam.

0 notes

"1 Yan
2 Tan
3 Tethera
4 Pethera
5 Pimp
6 Sethera
7 Lethera
8 Hovera
9 Covera
10 Dik
11 Yan-a-dik
12 Tan-a-dik
13 Tethera-dik
14 Pethera-dik
15 Bumfit
16 Yan-a-bumfit
17 Tan-a-bumfit
18 Tethera-bumfit
19 Pethera-bumfit
20 Figgot"

The numbering system long used to count sheep in Lincolnshire. There are many comparable systems from other parts of northern England and Scotland. (via ayjay)

12 notes

"

If the Victoria Line be your goal,
You must ignore exit “Regents Canal”.
For an exit is not really it,
And you’ll end up saying “fuck this shit”
So next time you’re at Kings Cross,
And you don’t want to cause a fuss,

Remember to ignore “Regents Canal”.

"

This is quite a challenging and politically insensitive poem i’ve written to help you, the next time you’re at King’s Cross, and attempting to change to the Victoria Line and don’t want to be stuck in the big tunnels that take you to old Thameslink and back.

Some people have already remarked on its “Betjemanic” qualities but I personally think it resonates more as a riposte to Basil Bunting late 20th Century revisionism

Traffic Optimiser: Apps, App Stores and the Amazon Fire Phone

I wrote a quick blog-post about apps and Amazon. Basic premise is: amazon have no apps for their poorly received phone; the reason the phone was poorly received is cos of lack of apps; Amazon have a super quick way of increasing number of apps; Amazon are going to do really well in the smartphone market CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF #CHALLOPS

It also has some very interesting data-points taken from amazon store reviews!

‘AT2’ by ARAAB MUZIK is my new jam.

‘AT2’ by ARAAB MUZIK is my new jam.

0 notes

Madonna ☮ Into The Groove - at Live Aid. It’s hypnotic, how she controls her breathing and stays in tune. What a pro! Best performance by Madonna!

(Source: youtube.com)

0 notes

‘Wasteland (live on The Tube)’ by The Mission is my new jam.

‘Wasteland (live on The Tube)’ by The Mission is my new jam.

0 notes

Looking round the Internet for inspiration for britpop-themed stag do in Norwich in a couple of weeks. Stumbled across this winning photo!

Looking round the Internet for inspiration for britpop-themed stag do in Norwich in a couple of weeks. Stumbled across this winning photo!

0 notes

Sp0tify Free No Ads Through Adblock + Browser

I have Spotify free

And this actually works, so if you’re skint and you want to listen to lots of songs at work, without hearing that ad for:

IF(Foo Fighters): Vodafone

IF(mostly Magnetic Fields): Quirky car insurance a

IF(only classical): UKIP

then voila!

It also appears to be better “filedity” as well

0 notes

Android Hole Filled With RSS

For you growing number of Android users out there, there’s always been a hole in your life.

Sure, you might have tried to fill this hole with a better keyboard

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.touchtype.swiftkey.phone.trial

Or a widget that makes your phone basically completely dark for reading it in bed

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.netmanslab.sa

But actually, the biggest most biggest hole in your higher productivity life is the lack of Rinse FM xml feed to use for your podcatcher.

Here it is, Rinse FM Podcast (http://etc.levels.io/rinse-fm/podcast/) I’ve spent 6 years as Android user without this, now it’s there I am a complete person.

Cancel the Spotify sub, pause TuneIn Radio hooray!

0 notes