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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO, MY NAME IS MUFFINS AND I- HAHAHAHA! DID I SAY MUFFINS?! I MEANT … MELISSA, OF COURSE. MY NAME IS MELISSA AND I’M FROM THE … FOOD DEPARTMENT. THERE’S BEEN A RECALL ON ALL THE TUNA FISH. I’M JUST GOING DOOR TO DOOR COLLECTING ALL THE DELICIOUS- I MEAN BAD, OBVIOUSLY! THE BAD TUNA FISH. YES. WOULDN’T WANT ANYONE GETTING SICK.

IF YOU COULD JUST OPEN ALL THE CANS AND POUR THE TUNA INTO THIS WAGON THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.