Also also, I listened to “Price Tag” because some people voted it into the Freaky Trigger songs of the year list, I think what I really detest about it - and there’s a long list - is the bit at the very start where she goes “COCONUT MAAN”, like “Yeah hi, I’m Jessie J and I’m in the studio with my very cool friend COCONUT MAN, we’re kicking back but I’ve got this urge now to ‘lay down’ my song Price Tag, it’s just the kind of creative vibe we have, me and COCONUT MAN, I’ve probably got a bunch of friends with crazy nicknames and you’ve just stumbled onto us being all laid back and authentic, so play that beat COCONUT MAN, and by play that beat I mean quite literally press “play” on the expensive “beat” Dr Luke gave me. Seen?”
This is perfect.
Would also add that ‘yeah my man Coconut, and then i’m gonna sing nearly a-capella fam cos i’ve got this amazing voice so i’m not just chillin’ with Mr. Coconut i’ve also got this voice and i’m authentic seems like everybody’s got a price i wonder HOW YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT